Friday 29 August 2008

The Omnivore's Hundred

Just a bit of fun for a Friday night really. In preparation for an upcoming debauched long weekend, I thought it best to stay in and what better way to spend your time...

The idea behind the Omnivore's Hundred is to copy and paste this list, highlight in bold which ones you've eaten and cross out which ones you wouldn't even consider. I've done it in red as I can't find a crossy outty function.

1. Venison
2. Nettle tea
3. Huevos rancheros
4. Steak tartare
5. Crocodile
6. Black pudding
7. Cheese fondue
8. Carp
9. Borscht
10. Baba ghanoush
11. Calamari
12. Pho
13. PB&J sandwich
14. Aloo gobi
15. Hot dog from a street cart - I dread to think what was in it, but inebriated at 3am in Soho... well, it tasted alright. Ish.
16. Epoisses - Not really, but does Munster count?
17. Black truffle
18. Fruit wine made from something other than grapes
19. Steamed pork buns
20. Pistachio ice cream
21. Heirloom tomatoes
22. Fresh wild berries
23. Foie gras
24. Rice and beans
25. Brawn, or head cheese
26. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper
27. Dulce de leche
28. Oysters
29. Baklava
30. Bagna cauda
31. Wasabi peas
32. Clam chowder in a sourdough bowl - I want this. NOW.
33. Salted lassi
34. Sauerkraut
35. Root beer float - why ruin a root beer with ice cream?
36. Cognac with a fat cigar
37. Clotted cream tea
38. Vodka jelly/Jell-O
39. Gumbo
40. Oxtail
41. Curried goat
42. Whole insects
43. Phaal
44. Goat’s milk
45. Malt whisky from a bottle worth £60/$120 or more
46. Fugu
47. Chicken tikka masala
48. Eel
49. Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut
50. Sea urchin - not through lack of trying. I WANT.
51. Prickly pear
52. Umeboshi
53. Abalone
54. Paneer
55. McDonald’s Big Mac Meal
56. Spaetzle
57. Dirty gin martini
58. Beer above 8% ABV
59. Poutine
60. Carob chips
61. S’mores
62. Sweetbreads
63. Kaolin - If this is what I think it is... does Immodium count?
64. Currywurst
65. Durian
66. Frogs’ legs
67. Beignets, churros, elephant ears or funnel cake
68. Haggis
69. Fried plantain
70. Chitterlings, or andouillette
71. Gazpacho
72. Caviar and blini
73. Louche absinthe - eurgh. That was a bad night.
74. Gjetost, or brunost
75. Roadkill
76. Baijiu
77. Hostess Fruit Pie
78. Snail
79. Lapsang souchong
80. Bellini
81. Tom yum
82. Eggs Benedict
83. Pocky
84. Tasting menu at a three-Michelin-star restaurant.
85. Kobe beef
86. Hare
87. Goulash
88. Flowers
89. Horse
90. Criollo chocolate
91. Spam
92. Soft shell crab
93. Rose harissa
94. Catfish
95. Mole poblano
96. Bagel and lox
97. Lobster Thermidor
98. Polenta
99. Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee
100. Snake - When I was about 11 I saw a baby bamboo snake meet it's death from the underside of a man's shoe. Just the sight of snakes makes me feel queasy and a little sweaty. No way.

59 / 100 aint bad in my 21 years, I suppose.

1 comment:

Gorilla Bananas said...

You've not eaten whole insects? You don't know what you're missing.